Book a walk of your block.

We come to the address you give us, walk it with a sound meter for at least an hour inside a three-hour window, and send you the report the next working day.

Page one of a real Honkz report: the address, car-horn count, miles walked, and a map of every street walked, coloured by loudness.

This is the thing you're buying.

A real report from a real walk: 8.81 miles of East Harlem North, 11,290 readings. Yours looks like this, for your address.

Open the sample PDF · 2 pages

1 Pick your window

Each is a three-hour window, not a start time. We arrive inside it and measure for at least an hour. Times are New York.

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2 Where should we walk?

We ask so we measure the right place. Nobody is screened on their answer: an address, an intersection, or a sentence all work.

The report and your receipt go here.

  • A three-hour window, at least an hour of measurement. We don't pretend to know the minute we'll knock.
  • $100, charged now. One payment, no invoice later, nothing recurring.
  • Cancel free up to one day ahead for a full refund. Inside 24 hours we can't cancel; we're already scheduled around it.
  • Your report within one working day of the walk.
  • Where we walk: mainland Brooklyn, Queens on the G, and Manhattan, roughly an hour from Crown Heights.
  • If we have to move your time, which is rare, we offer you a nearby window and a full refund if that doesn't work.
  • Your readings stay yours. We do not publish or sell the readings from your walk, and your address never appears on the public map as a walk. We do fold the measurements into our models, and publish aggregated statistics from them.

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Payment is handled by Stripe. We never see your card.

By booking you agree to the terms for the walk.

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We answer from a real inbox, usually the same day.